Barbie Dream House – tadbotdotcom

Some things that my dream house needs:

fake doors & secret passages (like in Webster starring Emmanuel Lewis – more like the one behind the grandfather clock, not the boring dumbwaiter) cf http://hiddenpassageway.com/
bed with a food table & lamp, so that i can eat and read while lying on my bed
ambient sound system
wacky address (e.g., apple computers is at 1 infinite loop)
name of house & matching sign, possibly Tappyland
skylights to let in sunlight while maintaining privacy
the house in peewee’s big adventure was pretty cool, so maybe a fireman’s pole or a plastic slide between floors
church-style stained glass window (probably indoors/part of an interior wall, so that it doesn’t take weather damage) with an anachronistic non-churchy image (such as: flying spaghetti monster, robots, video game characters, ridiculous porn, etc)
lawn cutting sux, so maybe no lawn or just astroturf
conceptual art museum gallery or display case area – for displaying random works of art and the codex seraphinianus