“We’re so cutting edge, who needs the law??”
Looking at a job posting for a random business online, I noticed that it says: “Looking For A Young Web/Graphic…
Robots, Zombies, Unicorns, and Oxford commas.
There are 2 small cylinders attached to your back. A transparent tube circles around, feeding into the top of one cylinder and into the bottom of the other. A slightly blood-red fluid flows through the tube. Stenciled sideways, one of the cylinders has plain yellow text: FOOD.