Archive for July, 2009

“We’re so cutting edge, who needs the law??”

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

Looking at a job posting for a random business online, I noticed that it says: “Looking For A Young Web/Graphic Designer” Um, unless said company has fewer than 20 employees… isn’t that illegal? I’m no lawyer, but as far as I know, age is one of the protected statuses against which businesses can’t discriminate. I [...]

Caricature

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

Here’s a scan of a caricature of my lovely mug. It was created at a work-related function last year, by Angie Jordan.

Pitcher Pay-jizz

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

here’s a desktop wallpaper i’m working on. you can see the dimensions of my desktop with sketch of widgets on the right (for layout purposes later), 2 scanned hand-drawn shapes on the left, and 2 shapes that I went over in Illustrator for straight lines. The colors are varied for contrast purposes; the final version [...]

The Duke’s Festoon

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

There are 2 small cylinders attached to your back. A transparent tube circles around, feeding into the top of one cylinder and into the bottom of the other. A slightly blood-red fluid flows through the tube. Stenciled sideways, one of the cylinders has plain yellow text: FOOD.

Robots, Zombies, and Unicorns.