Bet you didn’t see that coming, did you?

The other day when I was ordering pizza, I got to thinking about point-of-view assumptions that are ingrained in my English-speaking culture; I suppose that these examples could be called culturally or anglocentrically deictic. (I can’t speak for other English-speaking cultures, so I don’t know how inherent these assumptions are in other cultures.)

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