DIDJU NO: Fast food drive-thrus (such as McDonald’s) have a window for paying, and then a window for getting your food. This is because, during the time you pay at the 1st window and the time you get your food at the 2nd window, the fast food corporation invests your money in the stock market. [...]

The latest Team Fatass 2 update came out on Thursday or sometime. Also, I had a TF2-inspired dream last night:

DIDJU NO: Any 3 syllables, with the emphasis on the middle syllable (such as Team Fortress, Obama, Carnation, or Domain Name), can be added to Instant Breakfast to immediately cause me to say “You’re gonna love it in an instant!”