God is watching us
God is watching us
God is watching us eat a biscuit

I had a couple dreams this morning:

There are 2 small cylinders attached to your back. A transparent tube circles around, feeding into the top of one cylinder and into the bottom of the other. A slightly blood-red fluid flows through the tube. Stenciled sideways, one of the cylinders has plain yellow text: FOOD.

Last night I had a dream:

Here is a list of funny-sounding phrases, suitable for band names, titles of artwork, or other labels — unique terms you won’t find anywhere else on the Internet.* It might be updated periodically. Let me know if you use any of these, so that I can cross them off the list:

Now that I’m an international sensation for being immortal, I already have 4 book deals scheduled, 2 of which are already best-sellers due to pre-orders alone: