Museum of Lost Time (currently this is the top contender)
Museum of the Meta
Description labels will contain:
artist name
artwork title
artwork year/origin
artwork material/medium/technique
artwork size/dimensions
description/commentary/notes
acquisition/gift/loan text, acquisition date + ID number
The Artifacts Themselves:
The Compleat Internet (ca. 2017) [slate cheeseboard with small pile of bright paste]
Ouroboros [self-referential object label]
Teapot [Small scale model of exhibition hall]
Die [big red button attached to 6-shooter, loaded with 1 bullet, pointed at viewer, with blank canvas on opposite side]
Unlife [hi res screen with parallax barrier 3d effect emulates a mirror, but cameras/lidar/infrared/AI remove each viewer’s body and keep clothes, making it look like viewers are vampires]