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It’s been a while since I posted to this site. In the meantime, I got: a new job, an electric…
Robots, Zombies, Unicorns, and Oxford commas.

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How do you let your girlfriend know that you want to marry her? Go to Atlantic City and Teller!
I’m engaged to Anne!!!
I called this secret operation Project Esperanto:
I had a dream last night: