Funny Phrases

Here is a list of funny-sounding phrases, suitable for band names, titles of artwork, or other labels — unique terms you won’t find anywhere else on the Internet.* It might be updated periodically. Let me know if you use any of these, so that I can cross them off the list:

• Para.si.tes
• Hi Cease
• Obligator
• אב + אם = ילד
• Voiced Versus Unvoiced
• Superfooty
• Obendigo Phlogiston
• I Hearbigh Release This Into The Public Domain
• The BF from Chehalis
• Butane Bear
• SELekt
• Saphe: Act Break
• ROW SIX NOSEBLEED SHRIMP
• BROWNISH MELODIES EXPERT
• DJ Mycr0pht
• Lance Henriksen’s Stalwart Band
• Fucktastrophe
• Follow the Bladder
• Steinbeck Collier Up
• Krikles2Zornad
• All The Rage
• Benevenstanciano
• Microondas
• Twelve Rogue Neurons
• Guardian Demon
• The Unionizers
• 80 A.D.
• ICBMilo
• Hand Clown Service
• Geezer Gallery III
• Princeton Square-Paddle
• Cursory Limberjack
• Semptum Extreme
• Vocational Video Choob
• SlipGod Shinwreck
• Hoooooooooligan Bullet Train
• Rusty the Riveteer
• Blenchworm
• Lamchump’s Flatbelt Fake-Off
• Gompersitis Mezzanine Adpool Construction Factory
• Strange But Tiring
• Deer Gardener
• Toasty Toasty Time Machine
• Tokyo Department Story
• Myrtle Beach Detective Agency
• Bleerhouse Wandering
• Pear Squamthing
• Sickle Cell Animal House
• Butty
• Ixray Sandle Patch
• Phoneme Philologist
• Plutonium Piltdown Machine
• Chicken Floss
• Semicolonic Irrigation Society
• Face Punch Forever
• Jordan Mizzi: Paste Police
• סמארטפון סמרקנד (a Telefon Tel Aviv cover band)

*Not guaranteed.